A post about the blogmaster

The blogmaster is getting tired of writing posts for the blog so he has been posting old posts from a long time ago. He says all his old readers don’t read the blog anymore so they don’t know the posts are old. He also has not been changing his pants.

The blogmaster went to Portugal to get his readership up, but it’s down again. I think because of the recession people aren’t reading as much as they used to. The blogmaster said it has nothing to do with it and to sh** my mouth. I was only trying to make him feel better.

See ya next time!

A post about the blogmaster coming back

There was a substitute blogmaster at the blog for two weeks. He was nice. He let me sleep. He cut the crusts off my sammiches. But he had to go back to where he lives.

The blogmaster came back Thursday night. I could hear him stomping around.  Things will be the same here now. I have to get up.

See ya.

A post about the zine

The blogmaster writes a zine too. I help fold and staple it plus whatever else I’m told to do. It’s a different color every time. That’s my favorite part.

The zine has cartoons in it, but they are hard to read. The writing is sloppy and so is the drawing. The blogmaster says it’s real good though. I wish I knew more about cartoons.

My mom made a big casserole and invited us over for dinner. The blogmaster drank all her beer. My mom said it was okay.

See ya!

A post about my blog

I have had my blog for two years! That whole time I have been working at a other blog. I love it. The blogmaster lets me sleep out back. I get to help with everything as long as I keep my mouth shut.

Sometimes my mom brings me sandwiches at work. I give them to the blogmaster so he will be happy. It doesn’t work.

The new Superhero stamps are cool. They are $8.20 a sheet. That is a lot of money. Oh well.

See ya next time.

A post about seven things about me

My friend Mendacious wrote a post about seven things about her and then said I should write a post about seven things about me, so I will.

1 I am in college. I am on independent study because my work at the blog is like my class. One day I will get a degree and a really good job and I will be able to buy the blogmaster nice presents.

2 I like pie. Especially apple pie and blackberry pie and pumpkin pie and blueberry pie. I don’t like when it has crumbly sugar stuff on top.

3 I like to make coffee. I’m really good at it and it feels good to do something and not get screamed at for it.

4 I have six pairs of pants but two of them are the same. One of them I don’t wear every day I just wear them for church or if my mom has a party.

5 No one is supposed to touch my private spot unless I give them permission. Certain people have told me that they are allowed to touch my private spot, but I think maybe they are not.

6 The last time I went to Disneyland I got in trouble for riding the teacups too many times. I was talking to a girl about how great the teacups are and they came and spoke with me. I rode Pirates for a while instead. That was fun too, but not like the teacups.

7 I love stamps! I have nine stamps in my collection and I get new stamps whenever I have extra money. The blogmaster says if I get an A this semester I can have some stamp money. I don’t like what I have to do to get an A though.

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A post about what happened

The blogmaster thinks I don’t know how to open a door from the inside but I do know how. You turn the knob and push. And if that doesn’t work, you pull.  That’s not why I didn’t go outside. I just wanted to be sure someone would help me. That’s why I tried to get people to notice me in the front window.

The neighbor noticed me and took me to the hospital. The put food in me and took my pants. I felt a lot better. Now I am home. It was a long walk.

A post about our helper

We had a helper at the blog who got fired. He wrote a bad post. I watched him write it. He tried hard but no one read it. The blogmaster was so mad! That was a little scary. The blogmaster fired him and he fled to another country. Now I clean the bathroom. I don’t mind, because I like helping.

The blogmaster splashes a lot of water on the sink when he washes his hands. No one else does that. See ya next time!

A post about stains

If you spill something on your clothes, you have to wash them right away or they will get a stain. You have to use cold water when you wash them or the stain will stay forever. You can buy a stain stick or put some of the laundry soap on the stain and wash it that way.

People think coffee stains are hard to get out but they aren’t. It just hurts to get coffee spilled on you.

See ya!

A post about my blog

I like my blog. I used to get more comments, but now I don’t.

I help the blogmaster with copying and stapling. They aren’t really blog jobs, though. I’m supposed to be interning at a blog for my college class. The blogmaster said my professor says I should do what I’m told.

This class is hard. And long.

A post about stamps

The blogmaster went on a trip and asked me to wait in my room. He gave me some DVDs. I forgot the combination to the fridge. I had to eat cat food. It was okay. He’s back now and it’s fun.

I got the new Star Wars stamps in a big sheet. Now I want to see the movie.