A post about our helper
Posted by Todd on September 23, 2007
We had a helper at the blog who got fired. He wrote a bad post. I watched him write it. He tried hard but no one read it. The blogmaster was so mad! That was a little scary. The blogmaster fired him and he fled to another country. Now I clean the bathroom. I don’t mind, because I like helping.
The blogmaster splashes a lot of water on the sink when he washes his hands. No one else does that. See ya next time!
JennyHaha said
Todd, excessive splashing in the sink is a sign of arrogance. The splasher doesn’t care because he knows he won’t have to clean the sink. I know. I live with an arrogant toothpaste spitter.
H said
Todd, how come you never blog anymore? Are you not eating enough kibble? Shall I send you some?
JennyHaha said
Feel better, Todd. I forget that the door can be unlocked without a key from the inside sometimes, too. At least you live in a densely populated major American city where you’re more likely to be found beating on a window. A random car sometimes passes by our house, and they never hear me or see me flailing in the window.