A post about the blogmaster

He hasn’t changed at all. I do everything he says but it doesn’t seem to make him happy. I switched coffees to a better one but he said it was no good so I’m back to the old one.

They offered me more shifts at the porno store but I said no. I have to finish my internship and get my credits. It’s important.

The blogmaster comes home tonight

I vacuumed everything and put the bed back the way it was when he left. I know he will be tired so I put the neck thingy in the microwave and set the time. When he gets home, all I have to do is press the button.

A post about the substitute

The substitute blogmaster just left in his RV. He worked really hard at the blog that I work at. He drank a lot more coffee than the blogmaster. He also asked for a lot more warmups. It was okay because I like making it. He snored loud, but I wear earplugs that the doctor prescribed so it was okay. I’m gonna tell the blogmaster to hire him next time.

A post about the new blogmaster

The blogmaster at the blog I work at hired a replacement who is coming Tuesday night. He’ll do the posts until the blogmaster gets back. I’m a little nervous because I’m used to my blogmaster. I know what makes him happy and what makes him enraged. This person will be totally different.

I’m making a special batch of muffins for his arrival. Hope he likes them. See ya!