A post about my duties

I have lots of duties at the blog where I work. I enjoy doing most of them. But I don’t like cleaning up after the blogmaster’s guests. It was bad this time. I had to put on rubber gloves again. At least I’m getting college credit eventually.

A post about the blogmaster

The blogmaster is going on a trip next week. He wants me to take on some of the blog responsibilities while he’s gone like turning on the computers in the morning and shutting them off at night. I already do that at the porno store so that is easy. He may have another blogger post to the blog while he’s gone. That will be weird having someone else here. I’ll have to figure out exactly how they like their coffee.

See ya!

A post about my fish

They are orange. I put them in the kitchen over the sink so I could watch them while I make coffee. You can wave at them but they don’t notice. You should not tap on their tank because it scares them. The blogmaster likes to do that no matter what I say.

This post is happy

Things have been great at the blog I work at. The blogmaster is happy since picking up the award. My fish look good. I got an extra shift at the porn store. I’m gonna use the money to buy fish stuff. See ya!

I was alone this weekend

The blogmaster was getting a blog award for the blog. I spent a lot of time with my fish. They like to swim around and then rest and then swim around again. It’s fun to watch. See ya next time!

I named my fish

I named them Kurt and Kurt II. I opened their bag and they swum into the water yesterday. I have to buy food.

Fish are cool.

This is my blog

that is just for me, and nobody can take that away from me. I think some people think that if they are your boss they can control everything you do. But I am a person with rights, no matter what the contract they had me sign says.

I got two goldfish today.

A tired post

The blogmaster has me working on a side project that involves a lot of folding and stapling pages and licking envelopes. I got really tired, but when I finished, he gave me half his coke that he didn’t want. Now I have to run up to the post office and mail some stuff. Gotta go put my shoes on.