Bad news in this post

Well, I tried to do the operation on Danger myself, but I was unsuccessful. That’s the bad news. The good news is my blogmaster let me have a nice spot out back to bury Danger. After I did that, I made sandwiches for the staff. There was only one coke left in the fridge and the blogmaster said “You can have it.” That made me feel better.

A sad post

My snake Danger has retained eye caps and the vet says I shouldn’t have touched them. Now Danger might be blind. The vet said she should remove them but the operation is expensive. I asked for an advance at the blog I work at but the blogmaster said he needs the money for drinks on the plane. Does anyone know how to remove corneal remnants?

A post about the award

The award we won at the blog I work at is given out in New Jersey, which is far. The blogmaster is going, but he says we can’t afford two plane tickets. I suggested he stay someplace cheaper than the Holiday Inn and with the extra money buy the other plane ticket. He said first class tickets cost way more than that. I guess he’s right. He will take lots of pictures of the event for everyone to see.

I fell on the way to work

I got to work and showed everyone where I tore my pants. The blogmaster pointed to where the Bandaids were, and then asked me to hurry up and get to work. I do tend to mess around too much and I’m lucky they put up with me there. I’m even getting college credit!

Dawn is shy

Otherwise we would have gone to the movies.

The blog I work at won a prestigious award that is made of plastic. I am dusting off a spot on the shelf for it.

I never heard from Dawn

I asked if Dawn would go to the movies with me, but I never heard anything back. That happens a lot, not just with Dawn.

Good news

I may be going to the movies with a girl named Dawn. I don’t know her, but I know she likes to go to the movies and she picks good ones. I know about her from a blog and she seems real nice. I got a new stamp. See ya later!

Hey

The blogmaster for the blog I work at returned yesterday. While he posted, I made his coffee. He said he liked it, but I don’t think he noticed that it was the pumpkin spice. After he posted, we had lunch around the corner. We laughed pretty hard because he forgot his wallet at the offices, so I paid. That’s pretty funny, the boss forgetting his wallet like that. It happens a lot.