A post about the blog I work at

I work at a blog. The blogmaster has been away on a trip, but he comes back tomorrow night real late. I’m going to try to stay up but it is past my bedtime.

I like birds and I have a book about birds that my grandma gave me. I check off which birds I have seen on the pages. Some of them are in other countries so you can’t see them. See ya next time.

I like to post

I like when people read my posts and leave me comments. It feels like I am interesting.

I make the coffee at work. I do the best job I can so that I will be given more responsibilities, but I only get more coffee responsibilities. They probably don’t think I can run my own blog. But it’s easy.

See ya next time!

Another post

I collect stamps for a stamp collection. My grandma used to give me stamps as presents. I like to show my stamps to people who like to see them. Some people don’t have time to look at my stamps but that doesn’t make them any less beautiful.

Stamp

I’m posting again

Today the blog I work at turned 1 year old. The blogmaster is away on a trip. I was not there when the blog first started, so maybe that is why he didn’t call or email on this important day.

Today is my shift at the porno store

I get paid cash and I’m not allowed to talk about what I saw in the back room. I use the money to buy things I need like socks. Once, I bought pumpkin spice and made pumpkin spice coffee at the blog I work at. One person said he liked it, but not the person I hoped.

Today is my second post

I help out at a blog making coffee and doing lots of other stuff that they don’t really notice. We have an office. I am not allowed to blog at work, so I do my blog at the library on the public terminals. I collect stamps. See ya next time!

My first post

I’ve never posted to my own blog before, but I’ve been watching for a long time. I wrote this on a piece of paper first so I could correct all the mistakes, then I typed it up. I like to make coffee. See ya next time!